When the big guys take my money
And beat me up
I just shout out for him
He told me to keep myself in line
And to call him when I need a helping hand

And I pity the fool
And I pity the fool
And I pity the fool
Who messes with him
You'll never fuck with me again
Cause I'm planning my revenge
And Mr. T is my best friend

He's not just my friend
He's also my guardian
My angel with dirty wings
And you're all afraid of him
And I know what you
What you wanna do
You wanna issue a
Police report
And it'll never be the same

And I pity the fool
And I pity the fool
And I pity the fool
Who messes with him
You'll never fuck with me again
Cause I'm planning my revenge
And Mr. T is my best friend

My friend
Mr. T
Mr. T
Mr. T is my best friend